greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

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maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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thezenithofsarcasm:

sometimes I lean in to kiss my boyfriend and then I make pterodactyl noises  instead

neptunain:

i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions

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amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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flatsound:

i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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