thank-you-mrs-loopner:

*caresses ur thigh* *whispers seductively in ur ear* bobby newport’s never had a real job in his life

(via vincentvangoghfckurself)

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

(Source: emojustinyoung, via distraction)

olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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(Source: philenor, via toocooltobehipster)

212chainz:

”You wanna go get McDonald’s?”

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(Source: cakejam, via ruinedchildhood)

bestpal:

please stop romanticizing Lord Farquad

(via crystallized-teardrops)